There are three types of people in this country: freedom fighters, idiots and the clueless. The Education Ministry falls into the second one. The ones that fucked with our history books. The ones that said Hang Tuah was a lie. The Education Ministry, idiots – fuck me right?
Recently, the Education Ministry had endorsed certain “guidelines” to help parents to identify gay and lesbian “symptoms” in their children so they can take early corrective measurements. Since election is coming, they can fuck around and create public unrest right? Anyway, let’s take a look shall we?
Symptoms of gays:
- Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes;
- Prefer tight and light-colored clothes;
- Attracted to men; and
- Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.
Symptoms of lesbians:
- Attracted to women;
- Besides their female companions, they will distance themselves from other women;
- Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women; and
- Have no affection for men.
Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes
So my dear gym-going friends, the Education Ministry has labeled you gays. Basketball players? Yeah, gay. What about you, the one wearing a singlet just because the weather is like a god-forsaken desert? Gay too. Dude, are you fucking serious?
Prefer tight and light-colored clothes
Hey, he’s into gymnastics. Gay. What the fuck?
Attracted to men
No shit, Sherlock. So he enjoys the company of his best friend. The one who talks to him when life kicks him down. GAY. Yeah, real mature.
Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out
So my mom uses this when she goes out grocery shopping and so do I (which is a rare case). I’m gay. The thanks I get for trying to save the environment.
I won’t even be bothered to go through the symptoms of being a lesbian. Because going through half of this retarded list of symptoms is already giving me a mindfuck. Who comes up with this bullshit anyway? Idiotic homophobes, that’s who.
Unfortunately it’s these same idiotic homophobes that are in power so whatever inane guidelines they put out gets endorsed and enforced. Who are they to pass judgement on LGBT and stereotype poor hapless kids? They’re kids! KIDS! What’s so hard to let kids be kids? And you think the time spend to come up with this could be better used to do something beneficial to the country and society.
Stupidity is clearly infectious. Here I thought our Fat Dinosaur was the king of the pack. But I guess there are even bigger idiots than the Katak (Frog).
Here quoting something from Facebook:
GUIDELINES FOR DISCRIMINATION
We can only appeal to parents to disregard this objectionable attempt to stereotype homosexuals. Please understand that not all muscular young men are gay and not all young women who love the company of their best friends are lesbian.
All we can wish for our children is that they are happy to be themselves, so that they will grow up into confident adults. This is what the government and its ministries should be promoting instead of coming up with damaging guidelines like this which will do nothing but engender discrimination and self-loathing.
Before I leave to sulk in the corner and hide my face in shame at how low my country has fallen after 55 years of independence, I leave you with a quote from Albert Einstein.
Guidelines to identify gay and lesbian symptoms published [Free MalaysiaKini]